Life As Pinocchio

Sad sappy sucker chokin on a mouthful of lost thoughts

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via lexierose)

(Source: dauntlesschristinas, via bre-ath3)

skellaten:

I follow back xxxxxx
flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj
20aliens:

ELINOR CARUCCI
shackledfree:

if we date